hey there, i'm darren everett criss. you may know me as that guy that plays blaine on glee or from a very potter musical. well kudos to you. i'm 24 and i live los angeles, california. i sing, write music, act, and play plenty of instruments. i love starwars and harry potter. i'm perverted and love talking about my boner. btw, if you're reading this, you're most likely giving me a boner. i am married to the wonderful, boobtastical katy perry criss. she's my everything and i love her from the bottom of my heart. i'd take a bullet for that woman. there may be a baby on the way, just saying. cory, joe, chord, avan, chris, chuck and taylor l are my bromeos. you're just jealous, 'cause you don't have a bromance like us. emma laughs at my lame jokes and puns about midgets. chelsea will be forever twat blocked. joe is my eyebrow twin. amber is beyonce and way too bootylicious for you. selena and demi are flawless human beings. and pavarotti is the best kitten ever... after kitty purry kbai.